$65.00
This isn’t just a hoodie – it’s soft chaos wrapped in cotton. The ‘UnReguard’ design challenges the very notion of protection, asking: what if guarding against something means guarding against everything?
UnReguard Hoodie: When Protection Becomes Philosophy
Welcome to the paradox of protective negligence. This hoodie embodies the art of unreguarding - that beautiful space between caring too much and not caring at all.
What You're Really Buying:
• Dangerously comfortable 80/20 cotton blend that questions fabric conventions
• Linguistic gaslighting in wearable form
• A conversation starter that doesn't need words
• Soft chaos for the beautifully confused
• Available in sizes that challenge standardisation
Technical Specs (Because Reality Still Matters):
• Premium cotton-poly blend
• Double-lined hood with drawstrings
• Kangaroo pocket for storing existential questions
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Pre-shrunk to prevent unexpected philosophy
Warning: May cause spontaneous philosophical discussions, increased comfort levels, and the urge to question everything.
PRE-ORDER NOW - Ships in 3 weeks
Only 60 available in this first drop. Once they're gone, they become legend.| Colour | Grey, Black, Plum, White |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, XXL |
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