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Subtly refined, unmistakably pointed. For those moments when you’d prefer to suggest, with grace and a wry smile, that certain people take their appetites elsewhere. Dress up your mischief—let them wonder what you truly mean.
Devour Feculence Hoodie: Savor the Nonsense
Why nibble when you can devour? Why accept the bland when you could feast on the absurd? This hoodie is not just clothing—it’s a manifesto for minds who can’t help but challenge what’s considered “consumable.”
With the bold “Devour Feculence” design, you’re wearing your unorthodox tastes and unconventional sense of humor on your sleeve—literally. Let them wonder: Does feculence mean dirt, decadence, or the delicious scraps of discarded ideas? Yes.
#### Features & Philosophies:
• Premium 80/20 cotton-blend—dangerously comfy for deep thinking or aimless wandering
• Eye-popping print that asks more questions than it answers
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband to contain your chaotic energy
• Soft-lined hood, adjustable for privacy during existential crises
• Kangaroo pocket for stashing snacks, secrets, or intellectual debris
#### The Inlogical Guarantee:
May trigger:
- Confusion (in a good way)
- Spontaneous debate
- Laughs from those who “get it”—blank stares from those who don’t
#### Pre-Order Info:
PRE-ORDER yours now—ships in approximately 3 weeks. Limited to this first drop (when they’re gone, you’ll have to settle for ordinary hoodies, and who wants that?).
Quantity is as rare as sense in a philosophy podcast: | Colour | Black, Plum, White, Grey |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, XXL |
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Size Chart
Sizing & Fit (UnReguard Edition) Our sizing is technically unisex, but—just like our outlook—tends to run a little on the smaller side. Whether you call yourself adventurous, logical, rebellious, or something else entirely, you’ll want to go up a size for a comfier fit. Advice worth ignoring (if you must): If you’re hesitating between two sizes, go big. Extra room is rarely a regret with hoodies—unless you dislike comfort or pockets with potential. Size Chest (cm) Length (cm) S 52 69 M 55 71 L 58 73 XL 61 75 XXL 64 77 Measured across the front, armpit to armpit. (Warning: accurate within the margins of chaos.)Related products
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